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1.
Wallpaper 02:15
My head's a mess Actions fading fast He says it's for the best Stare at the wall And work out what it's for Don't like that colour at all Safety makes me lazy Safety makes me crazy My sight is blurred Could've sworn the picture moved Undetected Did they see Or was it only me? Won't share my discovery Safety makes me lazy Safety makes me crazy I'm fading fast Into the yellow expanse I'm free at last Wallpaper chokes me My thoughts have broke me So I'm banned from thinking Safety makes me lazy Safety makes me crazy
2.
Big Man 02:22
I'm a real big man I got a real big dick I got a real thin girl And she got real big tits I'm a real big man And I drink all day And if you don't like beer Well then you must be gay Big man Big man Big man I'm a real big man And I like real big tunes And I play them when There's a girl in my room I'm a real big man And I learnt how to rhyme So I could tell you that I'm fucking awesome Big man Big man Big man I'm a big man, I'm a big man I'm a real big man Who's heard of irony I use it all the time But I don't know what it means Big man Big man Big man I'm a big man, I'm a big man I'm a big man, I'm a big man
3.
Poublenou 02:34
When I'm with people I hope and pray That the conversation doesn't come my way But if it does and I'm out of line Then it my head it probably sounded fine I didn't understand a word you said I didn't understand a word you said I didn't understand a word you said, no Could you say it again? I didn't understand a word you said I didn't understand a word you said I didn't understand a word you said, no If I'm sarcastic you don't realise I guess that's why you always sound surprised But if you laugh at what I spoke The chances are that it wasn't a joke I didn't understand a word you said I didn't understand a word you said I didn't understand a word you said, no Could you say it again? I didn't understand a word you said I didn't understand a word you said I didn't understand a word you said, no Is there something wrong with me? Am I an abnormality? Does everyone feel like this, And I just never noticed? I hate to be all by myself But I dread to be with anybody else So I eat pot noodle and I watch TV And pretend Jane and Daria are talking to me I didn't understand a word you said I didn't understand a word you said I didn't understand a word you said, no Could you say it again? I didn't understand a word you said I didn't understand a word you said I don't understand Let's go for pizza Let's go for pizza Let's go for pizza Let's go for pizza Let's go for pizza Let's go for pizza Let's go for pizza Let's go for pizza Yeah!

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This is our debut EP. We recorded it at Yeovil College. If you come see us live you can get a free physical copy with home-made packaging (yay!).

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released April 3, 2015

All songs written, recorded and mixed by Four Thousand Dollar Ham Napkin. Mastered by Jack Sandrey (thanks Jack!). Cover art by Hannah Watts.

Four Thousand Dollar Ham Napkin are:
Hannah Watts - guitar/bass/vocals
Joe Turner - vocals/bass/guitar
Stephen Holton - drums

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Grungey indie rock trio from Oxford and Yeovil.

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